questions worth pondering

• Do stairs go up or down?
• Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
• Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
• Can you get cornered in a round room?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
• Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
• Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
• Can mute people burp?
• Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
• How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
• Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun toeat a big one?
• Can you cry under water?
• Can a person choke and die on a life savor?
• If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?
• Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?